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1. Omar says:

   August 11, 2013 at 2:27 am

   [Hello, Ed. Check this out – it’s something I ran into while on my computer.]

   THE REAL CREATORS OF THE SUBURBS

   ( This paper is what I experienced while trapped in a large US city. BTW, Obama now wants to move “disadvantaged” folks into “better” areas. Since he’s an expert on where rich Hollywood Jews live, he could “diversify” them with the L.A. homeless. He could also change Beverly Hills into Burka Hills! Is this the “change” Obama has promised?)

   The suburbs are booming, but not fast enough. Yessir, you ghetto folks
   in inner cities have started a good thing, but there are still lots of acres
   outside the cities without any houses on them. So you’ve gotta move into
   “untouched” city blocks and do the following:
   Throw trash everywhere. You’ll insure that your friends who pick up trash
   and distribute free rat poison packets will keep their jobs. And folks can
   predict the weather by the direction the trash is blowing!
   Walk down the street. Better yet, rhythm down it. And when I say street
   I don’t mean sidewalk. Save sidewalks for your friends on cycles. Besides,
   it’s hard to fit many cursing, screaming, drinking, pot-smoking kids on a
   sidewalk, and it’s also hard to spot keys and other things left in cars when
   you’re walking on a sidewalk!
   When walking down a street, turn your head when you hear a car coming
   and stare at the driver. For all you know, it might be one of your enemies
   out to get you. On the other hand, it might be only your neighbor and all
   that hateful staring might make him want to move out.
   Be sure to beget lots of unloved, unsupervised, unwashed two-legged
   “Obama welfare meal tickets” – either through wedlock or (preferably) out of
   wedlock. And let them often ring doorbells, begging for money.
   Turn quiet streets into noisy jungles. Have a blast – a
   long blast with your car horn under your neighbor’s window at
   3:00 a.m. Let folks know who the real honkies are! Blow your horn when (1)
   you see the police coming (2) you want to buy some dope (3) you want to sell
   some dope (4) for any other reason. Play your stereo so loudly that folks can’t
   hear sirens going to the latest holdup or arson. Be noisy, man, noisy!
   Be cruel to animals, especially “man’s best friend.” Tie your dog on a
   short chain under a blazing sun with no water or food or love or license or
   dog shots. Make him as mean as you are. Better yet, let your dog run loose.
   Neighbors love to find freshly killed cats (after hearing their screams) and
   other goodies on their lawns. Pit one dog against another in bloody “canine
   cockfights” while friends lounge on car hoods and cheer and make bets! And
   what madness is it where folks move out and abandon pets in the house,
   leaving them nothing to eat but their own droppings? This happens often in the
   ghetto, and almost no one will help the animals.
   Keep a good supply of Saturday Night Specials – also Sunday, Monday,
   Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday Night Specials. Your criminal
   presence will improve your neighbor’s light bill; when he isn’t watching you
   at night (with his lights off), he will be able to read books at night by
   the light of the police helicopter searchlights!
   Here’s more insanity: Uncle Sam spends millions of our tax money to
   move you into our neighborhoods where we lose much when we sell our homes.
   So you have your nerve when you glare and swear at us when we don’t move
   out quickly; but you’re the reason we can’t find good buyers! I really wonder
   what you and Uncle Sam will do when lots of folks move to the wilderness and
   live off the land and consequently don’t have to pay taxes to support such
   sickness!
   Finally, spread the rumor that all of your troubles are associated with
   skin, even though you and I know that your problem isn’t skin. It’s sin!!!
   What makes a ghetto? It’s not the paint on a house (or lack of it) but all
   of you two-legged pains in the neck!
   For more information on Blockbuster Obama, Google “The Background Obama
   Can’t Cover Up.”

   (anyone is free to copy and air this paper)

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